She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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