I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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