belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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