Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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