i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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