I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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