In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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