yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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