You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize