they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
