I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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