I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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