He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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