She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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