your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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