idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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