Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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