Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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