I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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