I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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