I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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