did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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