Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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