Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
