I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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