so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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