no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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