8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
