I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
