i permit you to call me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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