Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
