at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can't motorboat a personality
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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