Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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