Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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