I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Randomize
