are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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