I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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