The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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