I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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