You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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