doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My hand turned me down
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Boobs speak an international language.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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