I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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