i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i out mim tonsoeep
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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