You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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