I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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