turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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