I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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