My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
There's even glitter on my cock...
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