I'm eating all of the evidence.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize