awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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