I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
