I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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