Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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