Don't you send me to vm
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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