I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You pole danced in your parka.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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